My wife is always saying …
My wife is always saying “Waste not, want not.” But then yesterday she said I was rude and tacky when I asked for a doggie bag! Anyway it turns out they don’t have them at the abortion clinic.
Continue ReadingMy wife is always saying “Waste not, want not.” But then yesterday she said I was rude and tacky when I asked for a doggie bag! Anyway it turns out they don’t have them at the abortion clinic.
Continue ReadingEvery fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal
Continue ReadingIf the Crossbow Cannibal hadn’t bolted his food there would have been fewer leftovers to attract attention.
Continue ReadingI don’t mind a Chinese, but I couldn’t eat a full one though.
Continue ReadingA cannibal says to his mate, “That bloke I just ate keeps repeating on me.” “What was his name?” His mate asks. “Dave.”
Continue ReadingI attended a seminar at uni today when the tutor claimed he’d once eaten a man’s liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. Must’ve been a Hannibal Lecture.
Continue ReadingFinally got the ex. out of my system. Suppose its back to buying meat from the butchers again.
Continue ReadingOne of the things I really miss about my wife is the smell of her cooking. I have to admit though, she did taste rather nice along with the roast veg.
Continue ReadingCannibalism. Putting the “EAT” in “DEATH”.
Continue ReadingRight then, checklist for tonight. Cianti. Check. Fava beans. Check. Great. Now all I have to do is sit tight and wait for this census man.
Continue ReadingWhat do Dyslexic cannibals eat? Brians.
Continue ReadingDedication. Sacrifice. Guts. Glory. You need all these to be an Olympian… or a cannibal.
Continue ReadingMy wife just got back from the butchers ….now which part should i eat first?
Continue ReadingNote to self When informing the relatives of a murder victim that the killer was also a cannibal! Remember to tell them that we found remains, and not left overs.
Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between an abortion and a McDonald’s big breakfast? The scrambled eggs from McDonald’s are inedible.
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