I was going to be a Milkm …
I was going to be a Milkman, But unfortunantly i bottled it.
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If God was Polish it would have only taken about 4 days to create the universe.
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A lovely, quiet evening in with the boyfriend. So much so that she feels the need to tell Facebook.
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I’ve just seen Super Chicken. I knew he was Super Chicken because he had a Capon
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Breaking News: Ne ws
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And now, ladies and gentlemen, I will attempt to age before your very eyes. This is a complex trick and not easy to accomplish. In fact, it may take some time.
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If I had a Billion pounds for every time I confused people people…… I’d be a Millionaire
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FIFA: Financial Incentives from Applicants.
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A bloke with no hands goes to the doctors and says, “I dont feel very well.”
Continue ReadingI ate a pixelated brownie …
I ate a pixelated brownie yesterday. Only took me one byte.
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I was doing some work on my roof when my neighbour walked by. “Hiya Dave” she said, “Isn’t it a bit dangerous up there?” I replied, “Yes, but telling me to go up further isn’t really going to help is it?”
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And I accuse you of being the first letter of the alphabet, exhibit… a
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Apparently Pret a Manger give all their unsold food at the end of the day to the local homeless. So essentially, by buying any of their pretentious products, you’re taking food from the hungry. Nice.
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My little sister is going to be on big brother this Summer. She doesn’t yet know about it, but I’m not going to give her a choice.
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I’m going to be running a ‘football for giants’ league next year. I’ve just been elected president of FIFAFOFUM!
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