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Arrears, dues, debt, it’s all greek to me.
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I’m looking for new techniques for waste disposal. You got any tips?
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Saga Cruises, So Davy Jones doesnt have to leave the water
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Whats Jack the Ripper’s favouroute yoghurt? Frubes – He likes to rip their heads of and suck their guts out
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BBC News: Gran punched and kicked for 30. Who?
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You know it’s been a good office party when your P45 arrives at your house before you do.
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My parents told me the truth last night, it wasn’t curiosity that killed my cat, it was lung cancer.
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That’s the 6th time this year my grandad has got drunk and crashed his mobility scooter. He just doesn’t know when to stop.
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A policeman just stopped me and asked me if I knew anybody that was selling drugs in the area? I said, “Yeah why, what are you after?”
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“Intel launches tablet processor”. Now we even have a PC term for drug dealer.
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I went to this club looking for a little bit of skirt for the night, all was going well until Brown Owl appeared.
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Al-Qaeda are desperate to recruit new members. Sounds like it’s a matter of insurgency.
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Apparently, the House of Commons only has one speaker… You’d have thought in this day and age they’d at least have Dolby Surround Sound!
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I went to see a flea circus today, but all the fleas suddenly and mysteriously disappeared. That left us all scratching our heads.
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My neighbour is committing fraud, she’s got a “Baby on Board” sign in the back window of her Car. She hasn’t even got a baby. It died yesterday.
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