I was getting a quote fro …
I was getting a quote from a guy to tile my roof. He told me what his plan was. It went straight over my head
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My hands are like the Rain , They make you wet! ——————————————————– Mine are like onions
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It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious
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I was trying to explain trigonometry to my teenage nephew the other day, but I kept going off on a tangent.
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Why is it that everybody that wants me to sponsor them to do the Run for Life looks like running for a bus would kill them?
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If I could have one Superpower it would be the ability to walk through things. I often try it but I’m never successful and it’s so frustrating. It’s like I’m constantly banging my head against a brick wall.
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When are lawyers guaranteed to lose a case? At Heathrow.
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I was thinking of becoming a suicide bomber but they only did temp work.
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I have a piece of wood attached to my wall that i kept all my Dusty Springfield records on but now that i’ve sold all my records, i just don’t know what to do with my shelf.
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My friend says I have trouble understanding how to end jokes.
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After getting a new tv I spent hours watching the box .. Then I opened it and got the telly out
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Sky news – ‘Tomlinson Doc Rapped Over Post Mortems’ I wonder if it was his own material or just a bit of Eminem.
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I can’t believe this! After months of round the clock studying, my Design Technology teacher has given me a low grade on my last test. I’m so mad, I’ve decided that first thing tomorrow I’m going to buy a hammer, take it into college and cut his head off!
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I wanted to take the trash out the other night but she said she was feeling ill.
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Polticially That’s Politically Incorrect.
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