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I like my women like I like my people with an irrational fear of Sting. Afraid to go to see The Police.
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If the Crossbow Cannibal hadn’t bolted his food there would have been fewer leftovers to attract attention.
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Revenge is a dish best served with laxatives.
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Me and my mates used to have great jobs holding up overhead electricity lines. That is, until the poles came over and took all our jobs.
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I’ve recently been diagnosed with Muscular Dystrophy… I’m here all weak.
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My wife told me that I needed to go to the gym and get in shape. I replied, “I am in shape!” A sphere is a shape.
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2 Girls 1 Cup – Sponsored by Cadburys Creme Egg How do you eat yours?
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My wife told me the other day that she was leaving me because of my constant sarcastic tone…. ….which is odd, because I’m always telling her how much I love her and how beautiful she is.
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Peter Kay’s comedy reminds me of a time capsule. 15 years on and nothings changed.
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Slinky: it really puts a spring on your step
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InPrivate browsing my best friend since Internet explorer 8
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Katie Price has brought out another perfume which contains goat urine. It smells terrible Seriously, sometimes it seems like she’s got more money than scents.
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Curiosity killed the cat, But I want to know how……..
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Its very handy that all the High Court Judges names are Mr Justice ….. What are the odds?
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Im sick and tired of having the flu and insomnia.
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