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I have some jokes about the unemployed. They need work though.

A man has died after falling into a vat full of Cadbury chocolate. At least he died a Hero.

I was told the lift at work was out of order. I didn’t think it was that bad, I only lifted her skirt for a quick look.

I was slicing open a Kiwi last night, and I thought to myself; God I hate New Zealanders.

I took my cat to get neutered last week. He hasn’t brought any birds home since.

I like women how I like my coal… Slags.

My friend came to me with the idea of opening an affordable clothes store I told him there’s a Gap in the market for that.

My mother-in-law suffered from terrible heart burn. I stabbed her with a red hot poker.

Walking through town this morning I kept getting accosted by people in uniform, waving collection boxes at me while dribbling spit down their chins. God I hate the Salivation Army.