The phrase: “act your age …
The phrase: “act your age, not your shoe size” is severely negated by the actions of clowns.
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Do you reckon anyone has ever rang their workplace to say “I won’t be in today or ever again. I’ve found a way to earn money by staying at home working on my computer, with no skills required!”?
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I have a mate named Phil Level, and everytime I see him, I get this uncanny desire for a Pot Noodle.
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Good health is just the slowest way to die.
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I’m a chair at the local school along with a few other parents These cuts have gone too far.
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I’ve written up an escape plan for anyone stuck in tunnels, but you may have to just run through it.
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I’ve suspected my female boss is really a bloke for some time now. So today when she was bent over I thrust my hand up her skirt to check. Just like I thought….I got the sack
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I don’t think I need a spine. It’s holding me back.
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Just been on Facebook and these supposed “stories” are quite boring. Hardly any dragons.
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I joined Match.com But i couldn’t see anything Striking on there.
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What’s the definition of irony? Muslims claiming dogs and pigs are unclean.
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Polish Sat Nav: ..yawrotom nwod no-daeh dna 11 noitcnuj ta 1M eht nioJ
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What have the NHS got against cervixes, why the smear campaign?
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iOS 5 update “Improves voice recognition for Australian users using dictation”. I imagine Glaswegian is light years away.
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Anyone know the name of the French inventor of beach footwear? Philippe Phlp
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