I’ll tell you a couple of …
I’ll tell you a couple of things that make me jump. My legs.
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If the UK and Ireland went into heavy double-dip recession, would we have ‘a-wrecked-isle dysfunction’?
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Grimsby’s zoo are bragging they have the best looking chameleon in the world. I can’t see it myself.
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The wife and I came to blows the other night over angry dolphins. I think we were talking about cross porpoises.
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My mate brought some magic mushrooms round last night. They were amazing. They pulled a rabbit out of a hat and sawed my missus in half.
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I said to the wife, “I wish you wouldn’t smoke in bed.” She said, “But a lot of people do.” I said, “Not bacon they don’t.”
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Did you know… An iguana can stay underwater for 28 minutes. Or longer… If you don’t mind it dying
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I’ve been fired from my job at the bank after they investigated my dealings. By all accounts I’m guilty.
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Judging by the taste.. ..I’d say Carlsberg don’t do beer either.
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If you can’t beat ’em….. Why have kids?
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Last year I became a Stock broker. This year I’m a lot broker.
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How do I go about placing an advert on Sickipedia? I’ve a missing child advert that needs a placing and thought you guys would be the best help.
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How do you confuse a black man? Give him a P45.
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I can’t see an end. I have no control and I don’t think there’s any escape – I don’t even have a home anymore. Definitely time for a new keyboard.
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Just heard a song on the radio that went “There’s panic in the streets of Telos, there’s panic in the streets of Alderaan”. I think it was by The Siths.
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