Ethics wise I’m very proc …
Ethics wise I’m very procrastinate I’ll put the hyphen in later
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Hollandaise is widely regarded as the Queen of Sauces. It never reigns but it pours.
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Today is National Librarian Day. They kept that quiet.
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Me and my Ex had a falling out when we became mimes… We don’t talk anymore.
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My children take after my wife. They’re imaginary.
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I went to school in a wendy house… I found it hard to fit in
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Last week, Whilst doing my job as a change dispenser Technician, i was stuck trying to think ways to remove a jammed coin. But then the penny dropped.
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I was in an interview and the guy told me he didn’t think I was very ’employable’. I was so shocked I nearly choked on my second can of Special Brew.
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Wasps – The Pakis of the insect world!
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Where do bees go to the toilet? BP Stations.
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I’ve just been out and bought this years latest summer accesories… Wellies and a rainmac
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Can anyone recommend me a good American sitcom set in a bar? Cheers.
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I asked my mate the other day, “Where’s your mum from?” He replied, “Alaska.” I said, “Don’t worry, I’ll ask her myself.”
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Pulled a Polish girl last night. Turns out it was Mrs Muscle.
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When I got married I was told ”Never go to bed angry”. I haven’t slept in three years.
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