I’ve just invented a fat …
I’ve just invented a fat jolly old man with a beard who loves children. I’m not sure what to call him, although I might call him a paedophile.
Continue ReadingI’ve just invented a fat jolly old man with a beard who loves children. I’m not sure what to call him, although I might call him a paedophile.
Continue ReadingSo David Beckham’s biography is set to be a ‘picture book’. Surprise surprise…
Continue ReadingRace car designers are a boring bunch. I met a group of them at the pub and it was nothing but torque, torque, torque.
Continue ReadingI once got locked up for stabbing a paragraph. It was a lengthy sentence.
Continue ReadingI’ve just seen a play about ‘Fly Fishing’. The cast was amazing.
Continue ReadingDoes anyone know the name of that black guy who plays for Wigan Athletic?
Continue ReadingThis bloke in the pub said “I remember you! You sold me that broken alarm clock two months ago.” It didn’t ring a bell.
Continue ReadingWhat do you find at the bottom of a Jewish wishing well? Dead Jews with broken rappels.
Continue ReadingMy mate just asked, “Have you ever ridden in a hot air balloon?” I said, “No, I’d rather ride in the basket underneath, it’s much safer!”
Continue ReadingStephen Hawking: Making science cool, one syllable at a time.
Continue ReadingMy job really puts food on the table I’m a waiter.
Continue ReadingA bear went to a hospital after all his hair had fallen out, the receptionist said he needed to see a specialist, eventually he was referred..
Continue ReadingChildren in need. The time of year UK houseflies get to see all their African relatives on tv.
Continue ReadingWill our next contestant be able to handle the pain here on The Torture Channel? Find out after the break.
Continue ReadingMy mates little sister was telling me what she wanted for christmas, she stated that she wanted a facial at a spa. I told her i would take her now, she was absoulted delighted. Then she asked ‘what we doing at the spar shop?’ I said, ‘come with me you’ll see.’
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