People who stereotype are …
People who stereotype are all the same.
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I recently got set up on a blind date with a fat girl. As we were eating our meal she said to me, “I bet you can’t guess what my favourite kind of food is?” “Of course I can,” I replied. “It’s a piece of cake.”
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So the arson attack that killed 6 children in Derby was started using petrol. Surely there was a cheaper alternative like throwing gold bullion through the windows.
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Sky news: ‘Miss USA Rocked By Strip Show Photos’ In other news: ‘Miss Afghanistan Stoned After Strip Show Photos’
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They say the devil is in the detail. If thats the case,were’s the v?
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Sarah, I don’t write on your Facebook wall so you can comment on it. I write on your wall so you will write back on mine and make me seem more popular. Work with me here. Mark
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I imagine that if you were to cut open an archaeopteryx, it’s stomach would be full of worms. After all, it was the earliest bird.
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It didn’t happen if there isn’t a joke on sickipedia about it
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I was thrown out of Furniture making College for misunderstanding ‘Stool Samples’ during my Practical exam.
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Need sympathetic advice for your incontinence problems? www. pmsltraining.co.uk/about_us.asp
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What’s the difference between a paki drug smuggler in China and me? I’m going to wake up tomorrow.
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I used to have a vintage copy of UB40’s “Red Red Wine”, on Vinyl. But then I spilt white wine on it and it disappeared
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“Girl, 17, who ‘met man on internet’ is found murdered on farm track” Obviously you people are more experienced then me, where can I hide the body so it can’t be found next time?
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I’m being haunted by the ghost of Maurice Gibb. He gives me the ebebeegees
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Please, do not make jokes about the mother and young daughter who died when their house burnt down in Swansea. I knew them personally, and they were as happy as a family could be. They were so happy together. They got on like a house on fire.
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