Avoid those latency notic …
Avoid those latency notices. Read the jokes when the Sickipedians are either at the pub or at school.
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Airline food is plane disgusting.
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I got pulled for speeding last night. She must have found it a big turn on.
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Tottenham fans are known as the yids because of their Jewish supporters Sky sports news: anyone caught saying the word yid at any football game will get a lifetime ban How yidiotic
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How can you tell if an elephant has been sleeping in your bed?! The sheets are wrinkled and the bed smells of peanuts! How can you tell if a black man has been sleeping in your bed?! Your bedroom window is smashed and your valuables are missing,
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I was looking down at the change in my hand while getting on a bus and asked for a return. A voice replied “A return to where love.” I said “I’d like to return back to the bus stop if you don’t mind.”
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I’ve got myself a flash motor. A police speed camera van.
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I’ve been accused of grooming online which is nonsense. Everyone knows dogs can’t use computers.
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My wife has told me to stop splashing out on cars, Apparently the neighbours are sick of wiping sperm off their windsheilds.
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Following a robbery in the area, the police were going door to door. When I answered, there was a huge black copper stood on the step. Got to admit that my initial quip of “Ah poacher turned gamekeeper eh?” did not set us off on the best of terms.
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You know when you spend to much time on Sickipedia when somebody tells you that their uncle died of a heart attack in the local Chicken Cottage Restaurant, and the only reply you give is… “pfft, Chicken Cottage isn’t a proper restaurant”
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I used to collect crash mats. I don’t anymore, but at least I have something to fall back on.
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On Facebook my wife recently joined the group, ” Real men don’t cheat on, lie to, or abuse women”. For a moment I was worried about my masculinity but luckily I remembered that I only abuse our children.
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Just been watching Time Team and they found a piece of pot two thousand years old. Amazing, I can’t get mine to last the weekend.
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David Cameron said today that sudden infant death syndrome, or cot death, is an issue that needs addressing. May I suggest Thousand Island or possibly just a simple, delicate vinaigrette? Matter of taste really.
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