I seriously hate stubborn …
I seriously hate stubbornness And nothing you can say will change my mind!
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It’s been a hard struggle , but I’m just one day away from John o’Groats ! I should get there tomorrow if I turn back now.
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When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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I don’t agree with animal testing. Unless they really need a driving license.
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The church of England showed today they really care, asking people to pray for the situation in East Africa,maybe if they sent the four million pounds they have in shares in news international,just might work better.
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I hate how my wikipedia page neglects to mention my love of skiing and focuses almost entirely on the whole kidnap/murder thing.
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I have heard the Pentagon play a pretty good game of 5 a side football.
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If you can keep your head when all around you are losing theirs, you’re probably drinking too slowly.
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My local Coroners office are short of Forensics Examiners, Apparently it’s a dying trade !
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There are two types of people in this world: 1. Those who can interpolate from incomplete data.
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I guess even the Mafia are having to make budget cuts. I just woke up and found a head of lettuce in my bed.
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Just been sat watching TV and there is absolultly nothing on at all. I really should turn it on.
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This Sunday the clocks go forward for the start of British Summertime. Now we’re just waiting in the Meantime.
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I have unbelievable luck in restaurants. Whenever I sit down at a dirty table I always find loads of money.
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The Hogwarts episode of Cribs is the worst. Every room they went in, someone says, “This is where the magic happens.”
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