I was delighted to see It …
I was delighted to see Italy get knocked out of the World Cup. Teaches them for getting Lippi!
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if you suffer from schizophrenia and bipolar disorder at the same time, does that mean you are Mental ?
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I’ve just bought a pack of Brownies at auction for 500 – nearly half the guide price.
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I’ve just crashed at eighty miles an hour into the office of a large financial advisors’ company. The car went straight through the window at the front, halfway through the building and came to rest at the Capital Investment desk. If I was travelling eight miles an hour faster, I’d have gone all the way […]
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Benjamin Franklin Huge stoner. Do you know how stoned you have to be to think about electricity? When there’s no electricity.
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Did you know that John Terry has scored 28 times at the Bridge? Nah, nor did Wayne..
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An alcoholic is sitting outside his home after just being divorced, and notices a crate of empty beer bottles. He takes out an empty bottle and smashes it into the wall screaming,”You are the reason I don’t have a WIFE now”. He smashes the second bottle screaming,”You are the reason I don’t have my children!” […]
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Does anyone else wonder why when database latency is too high each time you refresh there is more people looking at the page?
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Went to a fancy dress party the other day, i went as Oxygen. I was in my element
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I asked my teenage daughter what was her main goal in life. She said “I’d really like to go through a whole tube of chapstick before losing it.”
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Metapods make me Harden.
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Gerry and Kate McCann walk into a library – not like them to bring something back…
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When my dad left my mum, he said something that really moved me. He said, “I’ve sold the house, pack your bags by Friday.”
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I’ve got a great geography joke for you. But you really had to be there.
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Why do we need to return to the moon anyway? It’s not like we’re running low on cheese.
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