I was doing a talk at my …
I was doing a talk at my local University earlier, addressing the ‘people of the future’…. I really hope we have a plan B…
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My wife is constantly moaning that I don’t give her enough credit for all the things she does for me. So I bought her a 10 T-Mobile voucher.
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After sitting through countless TV adverts, drifting my eyes to cornered internet ads and seeing many articles in the newspaper of efforts to conserve energy to help the world. Books, now run on electricity. Nice.
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I was at the casino last night and I only put chips on the numbers 2,4,6 and 8 on the roulette wheel. I was against the odds.
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I just made an apple and blackberry smoothie, I don’t think my parents are going to be happy that I blended their phones
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What do you get when you chuck a dinosaur out of an aeroplane? Terminal Velociraptor.
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I went to court on suspicion of arson. They asked me quick fire questions
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I like to tell people that my family have a fairy tale life. It sounds better than saying that my wife’s in a coma and I’ve eaten the kids.
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My son’s become a professional DJ as of late. He’s doing really well for himself, I’m just not sure about the kind of people he mixes with these days.
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I love Toblerone. Can’t wait for Kraft to launch Toblertwo.
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I was explaining to my son that some children could take their parents to court and some couldn’t. After I told him he was one of the ones that couldn’t,he asked,”why not daddy?” “Because,I’ll break your legs if you even try.”I said.
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A revolver : The original point and click interface.
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I love having unique views in life, but it seems that I am the only one
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I was wondering if my shoes looked too tight because everytime I walk through town I seem to get some homeless crack junky asking me if I want to buy a bigger shoe.
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I was installing my grandmas Internet when she collapsed and died… I was devastated, we had a good connection.
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