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Where does a Yorkshireman buy his chewy from? eBay Gum.
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Express and Star: “The national jobless total jumped by 27,000 in three months However, in Kidderminster there were a slight fall of 3.8 percent…” Judging by that grammar its going to be 27,001 soon…
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My daughter has some flawless logic. She said “The world can’t end in 2012; I have a yoghurt that expires in 2013.”
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My friend recently got an STI He really wanted a WRX, but the Subaru garage didn’t have any.
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I often get called all the names under the sun I don’t let any of them get to me, not even “Dave, get out from under my son.”
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Smartphone app hails taxis from comfort of home, Like A phone then.
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I was going to learn what futile means, but now I think it’s pointless.
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I turned sixteen today and I can now legally do what I’ve been fantasising about all of these years. Buy a lottery ticket.
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Proof that time travel is possible ! I’ve just received a joke by txt before I’ve even posted it on here.
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Took the missus on a round the world trip last year. I asked her where she wants to go this year and the stupid cow said, “Somewhere else” !
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My dad didn’t care about me as a child. Then he turned 18 and became slightly more responsible.
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Optimism. One day it will pay off
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I was driving past one of those big electrical signs you get on motorways which read: This sign is not in use I thought ‘yes it is.’
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Postmen always go that extra mile. Which explains why the mail never arrives on time.
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My friend who works for Royal Mail’s Customer Service Department said that they receive 1 million letters a year complaining about their poor service. Can you believe that? 3 million people a year complaining!
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