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Daily Mail: “I survived facebook stabbing.” Some people clearly need to learn the difference between the words ‘poke’ and ‘stab’.
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Do ya know what I don’t understand. Why dont they use the glue from post it notes for sticking the lids down on ready meals so that you can actually get into them. Then they could use the glue from the ready meals packaging for something useful, such as adhesive bonding for repairing cracks in […]
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I discipline my kids by using military tactics. They’re promised sweets which I don’t give them. Its called “Choc and Awww!”
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Since losing my memory I’ve been wandering..
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Want to know how to Get a Flat Stomach & Perfect Abs in 2 to 3 Weeks? Hmmmm let me see…… Photoshop?
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When electromagnetic radiation hits a metal, why does an electron eject itself from the metal? Because the frequency Hz
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Well I can safely say that 3 of my money is going to the poverty stricken kids in Africa tonight… I bought a top in Primark.
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Like most REAL men I love beer and sports. In fact it was just the other day I was drinking my can of draught while watching the big football game and admiring my new pair of snooker boots.
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This nice weather doesn’t fool me one bit. It’s just a front.
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The wife served me my dinner last night. I’ve been cleaning mashed potato out the racket strings all morning.
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I’m having my stag do at the Capcom Comic Convention. I’ve heard that there’s going to be loads of excited virgins there.
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Many people are worrying about the effects of genetically modified crops. “There is no proof of any adverse affects”, said one Carrot.
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At first I thought my yoga instructor was lying, then I realized she was just stretching the truth.
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Facebook suggests me to reconnect with my ex. Perhaps with her window, via this brick.
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Botox, it’s not to be frowned upon.
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