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Save Money on a justice system: simply show the suspect on Sky News, and people on Twitter can give you the verdict in seconds.
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I was learning to be patient But then I thought, this isn’t worth the wait.
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Pyongyang – the only capital city that sounds like a ricochet sound effect from an old fashioned Western.
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A man was in my way and wasn’t sure whether to move left or right to let me past In the end, I had to push him to decide
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What a great start to the day! I picked up a Penny in the park this morning. At least that’s what I am calling her until I find a buyer.
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At what age do you switch from puppy to dry dog food? My daughter is 18 months old.
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My friend snorts 10 lines of liquorish each day. He has allsorts of problems.
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When I worked as a personal trainer my job was to help people with their fitness goals. Once this large woman said to me, “Can you help me define my abs?” “Certainly,” I said, “podgy, sloppy and disgusting.”
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At the bottom of the Bermuda Triangle is a… wreck tangle.
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I hate reverse Pshychology… Or do i?
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I just rang the halifax bank and got a message saying that due to adverse weather conditions they are short on staff and it may take longer than normal to answer my call. I didn’t even know it could snow in India?
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Been telling my wife what chronology means for the past two weeks “Oh I get it now” she says It’s about time
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If u call a city Bombay what do u expect?
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“Man found dead in his cell” Great, let’s see if he can find Wally now.
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I’ve had to cancel my new show featuring Eamonn Holmes and Dawn French Apparently the name ‘Teletubbies’ is already in use.
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