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Nearly 60% Africans living in Moscow have been the victim of racist attacks, a study says. Anybody else think they should work harder to reach 100%?
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A witch has cursed me by turning my head into a giant polo sweet. I tried to convince her that it didn’t bother me, but she saw straight through me.
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I’m always a positive person… I just wish the police would stop testing me.
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I was looking at an online memorial of one of my old teachers and his wife. One photo had a picture of the happy couple together with the words ‘Our love burns like an eternal flame.’ I had to laugh. They died in a house fire.
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Over 700 years of repression from the British, the Irish have their revenge. Jedward.
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GOT INTO CAMBRIDGE YESTERDAY!!!!!!!! Traffic’s usually quite bad this time of year.
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Whats the difference between Susan Boyle and Susan Boyle’s house? Her house has been broken in.
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Just read on Operal Portal Homepage “The parents of a French eight-year-old girl whose body was found in concrete are held on suspicion on manslaughter” You’ve got to admit they have some solid edvidence!
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So, Comic Relief have raised over 20m yet again. Surely this year they’ll spend some of it on fly spray for those poor Ethiopians!
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I was looking for a house the other day. I found a street full of them.
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BEWARE…. Clothing for bee’s
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Got a face lift yesterday. In fact, the rest of The A Team cheered me up as well.
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I’m not bothered about the transfer deadline today. I’m old enough to get tattoos now.
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My neighbours’ kids were building a snowman, and asked me for a carrot and two lumps of coal. The way kids are these days, I suppose it was a bit naive of me to expect that they’d use them for its face.
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I bought a jigsaw puzzle, but some of the pieces were missing. Today my friends were livid when I had a full scale argument with the spastic behind the counter whilst trying to get a refund. Won’t be shopping at Cancer Research again.
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