Due to heavy rainfall las …
Due to heavy rainfall last night, there is now a leek in my Greenhouse.
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‘The sicko who made a Facebook group saying he has Maddie should be shot.’ I agree. How dare he take the credit for my hard work?
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My girlfriend says she can always smell feet in my house. Which is fair enough as I have 3 tesco bags full of em under my bed….
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What goes around , comes around so it really doesn’t go , does it ???
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A G N B: That’s bang out of order.
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I first suspected my parents didn’t love me very much when they tied me to a tree and took the dog on holiday.
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The Beatles: “All You Need Is Love.” Someone let Comic Relief know.
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I don’t know why everyone is such a fan of Apple and their iGadgets. First the iPod, then onto the iPad… Eventually they’ll bring out the iRobot and we all know how that ends…
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Me? On MSN? Don’t be silly. I have a social life outside, not sitting on the computer all day like some sad nerd. And (yn) it will stay that way.
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My new band is called ‘DEAF’… We’ve just been signed.
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I hate living on the edge… But thats coastal erosion for you.
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I allowed someone to paint a portrait of myself on a 30 foot canvas, which was big of me.
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“What are my chances, doctor?” “Well, I’ve done this operation 94 times…” “Great, that’s nice to know.” “…and I’m bound to get it right one of these days.”
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I’ve just taken a bold risk and downloaded some audio recording software for my computer. The Audacity!
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You can’t have your cake and eat it. Because you’re a diabetic.
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