If eating carrots helps y …
If eating carrots helps you see in the dark, does eating bananas help you see around corners?
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I’ve just invented a cure for cynicism… I don’t think it will work though.
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There are many bad things that can happen to us in our lives. We lose people close to us. We lose our jobs. We get cheated on by the people we love. We experience many different feelings in our life times. But we just get on with it. The worst feeling imaginable, Is that moment […]
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I literally have the worst memory in that blue and green ball thing that we live on.
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We have so much in common. You want to travel . . . I want you to go . . .
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The real reason to come to school in summer; Not for the end of year exams, different sports, or even socialising with friends. Just the constant erections upon seeing bra after bra through girls shirts.
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I’ve got three kids, ten, eight and five. Weird names, I know.
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Today I was in a really happy mood. I decided to go on my casual stroll around my area, you know? Breathe in the fresh air. But then I came across a tramp. “Please Sir, can I have some money? My bank account has been hacked into and I’ve lost my house, car, bed and […]
Continue ReadingDogs cannot operate an MR …
Dogs cannot operate an MRI machine but cats can.
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My dyslexic brother signed up to some conservation society. He couldn’t understand why they just sat around talking
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I just got sent home from work. Apparently “Non uniform Friday” isn’t the same as “Naked Friday”.
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I decided to put my wife on that TV show, ‘Take me out’. That is the one with the snipers yeah?
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I think Sickipedia should start changing the logo to incorporate the hottest ever jokes, just like Google does with relevant current topics. May I be the first to suggest having nine of the letters of ‘Sickipedia’ gang raping the remaining one?
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Some kids were having a water fight on the street earlier, so I rushed out with the element of surprised and squirted all of their faces. Then I got my Water-Gun out.
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I saw the results of a phone-in poll this morning: Do you think computer games make children more violent? 62% of people said no, 23% said yes, and 15% said don’t know. It’s not the poll that alarms me, it’s the fact that 15% of people rang up to say that they didn’t know!
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