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If people can read words …

If people can read words from just the first and last letter, no matter what order the middle is; does that apply to supercalifragalisticexpealidocious?

I was looking through my …

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I was looking through my girlfriends old school reports. Last year she started drawing inside the lines.

I met a soap star today. …

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I met a soap star today. It was the woman from the Dove adverts.

I’ve spent most of my lif …

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I’ve spent most of my life waiting… To be this age.

I’m not a big fan of arch …

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I’m not a big fan of archery. Too many drawbacks.

Just watched a movie call …

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Just watched a movie called ‘The Vice’. It was gripping stuff.

I remember when I used to …

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I remember when I used to take my wife on holiday and get her stoned… Oh how I love to visit Qatar.

“Tell me,” said the docto …

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“Tell me,” said the doctor, “how many cigarettes do you smoke per day?” “That varies,” I said. “Some days I smoke 30 to 40, but then there are days when I just can’t get enough.”

my girlfriend told me all …

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my girlfriend told me all im getting for christmas is an empty sack. jackpot !

CAMP AMERICA – 3 week sum …

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CAMP AMERICA – 3 week summer camp holiday for kids. Is there one for straight kids as well?

My daughter invited me to her birthday party today, I told her I would be happy to attend. It was a total shambles, they had no immigration policies and no economic resolutions to offer, I think I will stick with the British National Party.