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It’s illegal to shout “Fire!” in a crowded market full of pakis. I wouldn’t bother myself, I’d Just pull the trigger.

I have worked hard through tough times at a vegetable company, so my boss gave me a celery increase.

I’ll leave you with a word of warning. Beware.

I want to be a vampire but I’ll never see the day.

My wife told me she was absolutely fed up with the world. “Why?” I asked “Arrogant people like you!” she screamed back. I said “Yeah they do, don’t they?”

I was asked to understudy for a Play, so I didn’t read it.

I was going to play giant scrabble in the park today, but decided not to. The Q was too big.

I cant help but feel that the women’s world cup has been nothing but a big miss match.

I hired a hitman once. Not the best choice, as the job I was hiring for was a babysitter, but he was nice enough.

It turns out that the miners trapped in China are actually the rest of the trapped Chilean miners They tryed to dig there way out and ended going the wrong way