I support local builders. …
I support local builders. I guess many would say that becoming a human ladder was an unusual career choice.
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Facebook: The only place in the world where the word “Unlike” is used.
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I like my girls how I like my colours. Primary.
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Where do Indian children buy bodily fluids? The sweatshop
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My wife is always ordering me around. In fact, I don’t think I’ve bought her ONE drink since we’ve been together.
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I thought I should let you all know that we’ve now changed the name of our band from 999MB to 1023MB. Still haven’t done a gig though.
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I went to my doctor and said, “I keep getting sudden, overwhelming feelings that I’m Mexican.” He said, “You’re having Hispanic attacks.”
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I have not once predicted anything in my life and i never will.
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So apparently teachers can tell which kids are going to be troublemakers just by looking at their name. So can I. Whenever I see Mohammed, Abdul, and Amir, for example, I can tell they aren’t gonna be angels.
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If you only read two magazines this week, make sure it’s Deja Vu magazine.
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BBC Headline: “Maths no better than in 1970s” I wonder if they’ve realised it’s a constant…
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I had an argument with my Wife in a sauna the other day. It was very heated.
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How many roads must a man walk down… before he’ll admit that he’s lost?
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My best friend just told me that I am always jealous. Wish I was able to notice things like that, lucky so-and-so.
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”Hi, Welcome to Hollister, Would you like a torch?”
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