The causes of failed preg …
The causes of failed pregnancies are often a misconception.
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Sky called me today and asked for some customer feedback… …so I squealed down the phone at them.
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If an indoor shooting range is burning, what does one scream to inform them?
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When I’m bored I like to put knifes through clocks. I call it ‘Killing time’
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My new wife just said that I’m making my Step-Son feel like he’s invisible. I said, “I didn’t know you had any kids.”
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I used to like the clean-shaven look, but my new beard is growing on me!
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“We’ll have less of that, a bit more often.”
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I threw my fizzy drink in my mate’s face the other day. He got really angry. I told him to calm down, it was only a bit of Fanter.
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I despise bears so imagine my horror when out camping in the wilds, I ran into one. Knowing it was me or him, I didn’t give him time to think and blasted him three times in the head with my hunting rifle. Even though I had escaped this time, my ordeal got a whole lot […]
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I never jump on bandwagons. I climb the steps carefully so as not to damage my trombone.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To laugh at Tiger Woods.
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I was looking through the “ban sickipdea site” Facebook group and I saw a comment off somebody saying “do you have nothing better to do than make jokes about dead kids” Well my answer to that is no… But at least it keeps us off the railways!
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I am so impressed with the amplifier I bought off ebay. I’ve left the seller some excellent feedback
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I was absolutely furious when I got clamped after work today. I’ve told my wife a hundred times that bondage night is only on a Tuesday.
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When I read ‘Sickidates, meet sick girls near you’ I was hoping to get an anorexic bird.
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