I had decided to set myse …
I had decided to set myself up in business as a shepherd, but I couldn’t get the staff.
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My dad raised me single handedly when I was a child. But that’s life when your born into a family of circus acrobats.
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There’s a new trend at school. The girls are coming in with designer bags such as D+G, Valentino, Prada and Gucci. But when I walk in with my “netto” bag I get laughed at.
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My older brother who I’ve never met went off the rails when he was about 17. Then jumped back onto them and got nailed by a train.
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People. Save time and money by doing things quicker and spending less.
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I’ve just seen a guy standing in the middle of the busy road, all dressed in black, in the dark. Not the brightest man in the world.
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I can’t get enough minimalism.
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I’d give my right arm, To be a juggler.
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With my new job as an air guitarist, I thought I’d take up some concerts for free. No strings attached.
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I’m the kinda guy that when asked to spell something over the phone I say ‘G….for gnome’ just to throw them
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My wife said that she would like to try swinging for a night. She’s only been up there for a few hours and she’s already gone limp.
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A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only shorts made from Bubble wrap. The psychiatrist says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
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A fly meets another fly on the collar of an American golfer and says. “What brings you to this neck of the Woods?”
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I don’t understand the huge fuss over Levi Roots’ Reggae Reggae sauce. When I worked in McDonald’s, I added my own “jerk seasoning” to the burgers for years.
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Progress is when each mistake you make is a new one.
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