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I have a thing for feet. A pumice stone.
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I don’t think ‘Smoking Kills’ should be exclusive to cigarette packets. I’ve yet to see a kipper survive it either.
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Halumi – the only cheese that greets itself in the third person.
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My mate asked me if I wanted to go fishing with him. I said, “What’s the catch?”
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My wife just had our first baby. I walked into the delivery room, looked down upon his little brown, distinct eyes so similar that I knew he was mine. And his little black face that made me doubt it…
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BBC NEWS – Damages for boy after eye removed. But unfortunately, he’ll only ever see half the money.
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As the head of security in a Saudi department store, I always find it ironic when I catch someone stealing gloves.
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My wife told me today that I take everything too literally and that I need to chill out. It’s okay though, after explaining to her that I don’t take life too literally and informing her that I prefer my body temperature at a normal, working level, we resolved the conversation and I continued with my […]
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What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry? Never lick the spoon.
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A large area of the alphabet has been destroyed in a what is thought to have been a terrorist attack. Its not yet known who had anything to do with this atrocity. But early reports indicate G had.
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BBC News: Steel giants Tata to lose 1500 jobs. The clue might have been in the name…
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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As a teenager I was never hung very well. I blame my parents. They could never tie the noose tight enough and I’d always slip through.
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Im so excited for the annual flashers convention next week. I can barely contain myself
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Dawn French was dropped twice as a baby. Once on Hiroshima and once on Nagasaki.
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