There’s nothing more iron …
There’s nothing more ironic than seeing a wet floor sign that has fallen over.
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Do you remember the time dinosaurs had to keep calling up BT to get their internet sorted? It was the LAN before time.
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I’ve just heard a great joke about iron pyrite; it’s comedy gold.
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I grew up in London but went to school in Scotland. I was tired when I got home on an evening.
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Could my local force be having its first person with Down’s Syndrome in uniform? Apparently, he would be a Special Constable.
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I was really excited about opening a savings account, but once I started taking money out, I just lost interest.
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Can someone please tell fat women that skin tight jeans are a fashion statement not a challenge
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My mate told me he was going to sign up for the library’s Debating Club. But I talked him out of it.
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Anyone else think its ironic that “This Is It” is a PG?
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I keep seeing people writing on Facebook about FML. Is Football Manager really already up to it’s 2050 edition?
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Men are like spray paint. One squeeze and they’re all over you.
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I hate all confectionery… bar humbug.
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American airlines, and John Travolta, both have less jets this year
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A midget waddles into the library and asks, “Have you got a book on Irony?” The librarian says, “Yeah, mate, it’s on the top shelf.”
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I ran the wife over to see her sister this evening. She was beginning to suspect something anyway.
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