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The doctor told me I was going to have a nervous breakdown… He explained this to me…. In a really scary voice.

Apparently, the ‘Fifth Element’ is a really good film. To be honest, it sounds kind of Boron.

I’ve been trying to set up a group for years to play the blues but unfortunately Chelsea only play against professionals.

I was watching a DVD on my laptop when I thought, “Maybe it would be better if I put it in.”

I’ve just found that my Wii remote doesn’t work if you take it out of the sync region. Much like my wife.

I was in the army once, and the Sergeant said to me “What does surrender mean?” I said “..I give up!”