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My hubby always rolls his sleeves up and gets stuck in ……. I love being fisted
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I had a game Inspired by Ant and Dec’s Red or Black with the new pretty girl in my office today, it was called bed or sack.
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I went to the doctors today about my addiction to astrology. He said “What are the signs?”
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I used to have respect for builders. But the cracks were starting to show.
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A man was recently arrested after being caught by police “attempting to satisfy a cow with his bare hands”. In court he blamed the incident on a history of mental disorders, before breaking down in tears. I think he was just milking it.
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I love Bank Holidays. This year I’m going to Lloyds TSB for a week.
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My wife called me patronising. I said “do you even know what that means?”.
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The wife’s upset ‘cos I threw some potatoes and a tin of beans at her. I think she’s making a meal of it.
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I dont know what animal the Sham is. But its poo has done wonders for my hair
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My grandad’s been a barber for fifty years. You gotta take your hat off to him.
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I think I ruined my chance to get a job at the hospital after the interview. Whenever they asked me, “If a patient was brought in here after a bad accident, and is bleeding very badly, what is the first thing you’d do?” I replied, “Faint.”
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I love to go to the park and watch the kids jumping up and down. They don’t know I’m firing blanks.
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I applied for a student loan the other day and they said no. Apparently you can’t take kids home from school and keep them for the weekend.
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“Post jokes whilst America’s sleeping” Seems good advice, Thanks However what time exactly is this, cos I think they just sleep in between snacks
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What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Joanna Yeates? Madeline had a good roast this christmas
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