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The Sheffield United ‘keeper has been let go after firing over the penalty that lost them the play-off final. A club statement read that he really needed to raise the bar..

Sky News: Cheryl Cole Draws In Big Crowds. I prefer drawing when I’m on my own.

I’m better than my family at everything. They’d think I was really arrogant if I wasn’t so good at being modest.

My daughter said she was bringing her new boyfriend home to meet us, but had to be careful what we said around him. Apparently he’s been through a hard time and has one or two big issues to deal with. Just as long as he doesn’t try selling them to me for more than a […]

What do you call jewellery that keeps going missing? Disapp-earrings

I rang up the AA, and said ‘can I have an itemised bill?’ He said ‘we don’t do breakdowns’

I knew a guy who fell into an industrial grinding machine. He’s fine now.

Did I enjoy my time as a trampoline coach? It had its up and downs.