For a laugh I like to par …
For a laugh I like to park my DeLorean outside Ladbrokes then go in and ask them if I can place a bet on when time travel will be discovered.
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Why did the meta-joke cross the road? To get to the punchline.
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This French guy came up to me and said: “Le monde.” Then walked off. It meant the world to me.
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A cruise ship has run aground off the coast of Italy? That’s a moor ey?
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Like most people on this site….. I can’t come up with my own jokes.
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I used to think that my girlfriend was a rational woman, but since she insisted on fitting UV bulbs in every room in the house, I’ve seen her in a whole new light.
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I’ve just seen some wolf meat on sale in Tesco. So I bought a pack.
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Someone asked me if there was a B&Q in Carmarthen. I told them ‘No, but there’s four ‘L’s in Llanelli.’
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My father wanted to fight crime like Batman, but he never noticed the criminals even when they were committing crime right in front of him. He was an unvigilante
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I went to see a movie with my mum in 3D today, but I didn’t enjoy it. One of the patients in 3C died and shat all over the place.
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There is a place on this Earth for all of God’s creatures – right next to the mashed potatoes.
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They say ‘blondes have more fun’. I’m dyeing to find out if it’s true.
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My mate said, “What’s the news today then?” “Scattered showers.” “I meant the news, not the weather.” “So did I. The Bathroom Fittings warehouse blew up.”
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I couldn’t believe it when my wife said I doubt everything she says.
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Just got sent a message from Sickipedia: ‘Abuse of other members either by PM or on the front page will not be tolerated. This is a jokes website and an online community and, as such, it is important that is does not degenerate into a slanging match between the users.’ I only pray to God […]
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