Self-referential humour m …
Self-referential humour makes me sick to the core.
Continue ReadingMoney can’t buy everythin …
Money can’t buy everything – for example, poverty.
Continue Reading“Happy birthday son!” My …
“Happy birthday son!” My wife and I cheered as we walked into his room. “And we’ve got you the present you asked for!” I said with a grin. “Thanks guys!” he yelled as he closed his eyes and held out his hands. I looked on bemused as my wife pushed past me and actually handed […]
Continue ReadingI’ve got no objection to …
I’ve got no objection to Andy Parsons stealing jokes from Sickipedia. But building a time machine so he can go into the future and nick them before they’ve even been posted is just sneaky.
Continue ReadingIf you forget that you ha …
If you forget that you have alzheimers, does that mean you remember everything?
Continue ReadingMen are like dog whistles …
Men are like dog whistles…… Blow and we’ll come.
Continue ReadingAli Dizaei – proving Poli …
Ali Dizaei – proving Police Corruption isn’t just for white people
Continue ReadingI got a phone call last n …
I got a phone call last night to say that my wife had been in an accident. I rushed to the hospital and asked the nurse, “How is she, can I see her?” She said, “I’m afraid you’re too late.” I said, “Okay, no worries; I’ll come back in the morning.”
Continue ReadingCan we not just settle th …
Can we not just settle this once and for all and give Paul the Octopus two boxes? White and black.
Continue ReadingI’ve been playing Guitar …
I’ve been playing Guitar for two years, two weeks and 5 days. I should probably stop and have a rest.
Continue ReadingI really hate it when peo …
I really hate it when people use the internet to complain about their dislikes.
Continue ReadingWhen I am bored, I like t …
When I am bored, I like to ring up Currys and ask if they deliver. When they say “yes”, I like to respond with “Well, I’ll have a Lamb Balti with a Keema Naan, and the Missus will have a Chicken Korma”.
Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference bet …
What’s the difference between TV shows and small girls? I dont tape TV shows so that they are waiting for me when I get home.
Continue ReadingMy job interview didn’t g …
My job interview didn’t go very well. They asked “What will you be bringing to this job?” I don’t think “My briefcase” was the answer they were looking for.
Continue ReadingThe wife got dressed up f …
The wife got dressed up for trick or treating last night, she looked better than she has for a long time.
Continue Reading