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Didier Drogba will go down in history. After the very lightest of contact.
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I just had my first gym session with a personal trainer, he set my plan for me to squat and then curl…. I failed to understand gym speak and got told to “pick up my mess and leave!”
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My wife and i were arguing about me buying a hunting rifle. I said “Come on, be a deer”.
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I used to have a job as an astronaut. At first I was over the moon, but I soon fell back down to Earth.
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I hate sitting on planes whilst there taking off… I’m suprised i’ve never really fallen off to be honest.
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I work in a factory where it’s my job to fit metal pipes to the back of cars to release waste fumes into the atmosphere. It’s exhausting.
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I know this guy who hangs round on the corners of maps. Legend.
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I think therefore I am. Descartes I drink therefore I am. Gazza I’m pink therefore I’m Spam. Tin of meat.
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Oxymorons? They’re old news
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I think that if my surname was Pepper, I would make it my lifelong ambition to become a Sultan.
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My son was about to jump off a building because I’d never given him any advice. I said “Luke, before you leap…”
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Deaf people are lip reading as we speak.
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I was doing the dishes the other day. Such a lovely couple.
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Its The Last Time I Fly With B.A Took Me Forever To Get Him On The Plane
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