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What’s with train spotters?? I saw 23 of them on my way here.
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My wife brought a penguin home yesterday… …I let it slide.
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I don’t like feeling sorry for myself, but I think if you want something done right you have to do it yourself
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BBC News: Tick diseases to avoid. Well, my guess would be all of them.
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**NEW FACEBOOK GAME** message me your bank account info along with your credit card numbers, 3 digit security code & expiration date and I’ll post in my status what I bought !!
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Midgets. So that even Dwarfs can feel useful
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The Nokia N8. What will you do with it? Use it as a phone maybe?
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I was knocked over by a clown car! Luckily, 17 people got out to help.
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8.7328917415… The cube root of all evil…
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My boss said to me this morning, “Why are you late?” I replied, “Sorry, I was dreaming I was at a football match and it went in to extra time, so I had to stay asleep to see who won.”
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I struggle to remember the meaning of interrogation. It’s torture.
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Racist Swingers. They love it when a Klan comes together.
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I walked into the bedroom with a jar of honey. “Oooh, Are you going to smear it all over my naked body?” asked my wife. “That’s a bit kinky!” “Daft bint,” I thought, “I’m just going to use you as bait to try and get rid of that wasps nest.”
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I can’t seem to lose at strip poker lately… I must be on a winning streak.
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They say an old dog can’t learn new tricks. Clearly not true. I saw an interview with Vanessa Feltz only last week and she said she’s learning French
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