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What’s Enya’s favourite Guinness Premiership fixture? Sale away.
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Anyone else think that the words ‘common sense’ are the most ironic in the english language?
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My school is putting on a play to show people how in danger African children are. We don’t get pre-show snacks.
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I tried to teach my dog how to fetch. He just doesn’t get it.
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My mate came running up to me shouting, “Steve…..Don’t Move!!” “Why?!” I said frozen. “In this dwindling market, it’s unlikely you will make a return on your investment”
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Why can’t Oedipus play Scrabble with his family? He always stares at his mum’s rack.
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I feel sorry for the News of the World. If they hadn’t closed down, they’d be making a mint from this phone-tapping story.
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Manchester United have donated two replica Child Size football Shirts to be auctioned on Children in Need. Ian Huntley has bid 2 ounces of snout and a phone card.
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Did you know? There’s a secret Mr. Men character, about whom very little is known. Even his name is a Mr. E
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I took my eye off the ball today. A quick re-arrangement in my pants and everything was back to normal.
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My wife told me I should stop repressing bad memories. I try not to think about it too much.
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Just watching the footage of poor starving african kids on tv….makes you wonder how they manage to afford a fresh buzzcut but cant afford to buy their lunch…
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Marks & Spencer! The millionaires Pound Land.
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My mate’s just been fined 1000 for repeatedly ignoring warnings from the council about Noise pollution. He thinks it’s unfair but to be honest, I think it was a sound conviction
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To begin with I tease, slowly peeling back the skin and sucking gently on the tip. The sensation in my mouth is incredible. As I lick up and down the long fleshy shaft a sudden urge overcomes me. I cannot resist, I need it all in my mouth now! It is not long before I […]
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