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It’s not hard getting to work in the snow, you just need a bit of grit.

Louie Spence has a sibling who likes to keep people waiting for dramatic effect. S Spence.

I was in a restaurant the other day and I asked the waiter “What are the specials?” He said ” An influential 2 Tone ska band from Coventry”

I wonder what the world would be like without hyperthetical situations.

My mate asked me why I’m spending so much time in the small, dark and damp shed at the bottom of my garden. I told him I was growing funghi in it, ‘mushroom?’ he asked, I replied, ‘nah, it’s a bit cramped but I manage.’

I’m the manager of a female football team. Each one has lost their husband. ‘Widows 11’ was my idea.