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Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with top speed of 120 feet/second is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.

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I just received a text from a friend, “I’m so nervous driving on these slippery roads.” so the obvious way to increase his safety was by texting me.

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When you’re Russian for a drink, there’s no time for Stalin.

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I was watching some thick, dark clouds on TV the other day… Just before the watershed.

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Back in Vietnam i was a toilet cleaner I still get flush Backs

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I’ve just upgraded to Sky HD. I’m impressed. The phrase ‘No satellite signal is being received’ has never been so colourful and clear.

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I bought a dog whistle, b …

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I bought a dog whistle, but it’s rubbish. Whenever I put it in his mouth, he just starts dribbling.

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I just heard that Canada …

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I just heard that Canada has stopped producing pennies. It just doesn’t make any cents.

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I don’t know why the word …

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I don’t know why the word “purposeless” is in the English language. My dictionary says it has no meaning.

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Genetics has taught us on …

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Genetics has taught us one very important thing: Every girl you meet is a double crosser.

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My wife and her baby talk …

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My wife and her baby talk is killing me. I wish she would speak like an adult.

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My dad never loved me as …

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My dad never loved me as a child. I can’t blame him really. I wasn’t born until he was an adult.

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I made up a joke about bo …

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I made up a joke about boomerangs earlier……I can’t seem to remember it now……no, wait it’s coming back to me

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I spotted a lonely boy in …

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I spotted a lonely boy in the park. Being the nice person that I am, I played basketball with him. My fun ended when he got stuck in the hoop.

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I love surprising my wife. Especially since her heart attack.

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