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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle? 2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.
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The first rule of reverse psychology club is don’t not talk about reverse psychology club
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My Social Worker has said she will get me back to work “By Hook or by Crook”. If I’m honest, I’d prefer Piracy over Sheep Farming.
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It was a mistake to steal a smart car. It picked me out of the police line-up and appeared as a witness for the prosecution.
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Just read this (genuinely) in the Mail on Sunday about Prince Harry’s new fling: ‘Harry is very funny and texts her jokes all the time from an internet site he’s found’ Alright mate?
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When I heard that 160 Indians had died in a crash I was surprised it was an aeroplane and not a Nissan Almera
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I hate it when the jokes on the site are set out exactly how they are on facebook Like if you agree
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I had to deliver a parcel to the surgery today. It was just what the doctor ordered
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I just bought an alcoholic ginger beer. He wasn’t pleased.
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Just been watching Comic Relief. I have to say, it was incredibly touching watching that clip with Annie Lennox and those four African brothers – especially that emotional hug at the end. That kid must have got so much out of it. Love… relief… thanks… grief… her purse…
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I’m new to farming, but I recently purchased several thousand battery hens based upon a sound business plan and excellent return on investment figures. I don’t wish to waste any money, so before I release any further funds, could somebody tell me whether chickens take AA’s or AAA’s? Thanks.
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Garlic bread is second to naan
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I really need to stop talking to inanimate objects. Note to shelf.
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Online discussions? I’m all forum.
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Little kid fell in the hole I dug in my garden, when he hit the bottom there ws a splash from the water below. Couldn’t help but think, Oh well.
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