So Barack Obama has Irish …
So Barack Obama has Irish heritage. He just needs to get himself a dog now and he’d be a pub landlord’s worst nightmare.
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The Arabian inventor of the bullet-proof vehicle died today. R.I.P. Ahmed Carr
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Me and a mate stayed up all night stapling things to each other at Tesco Now I have bags under my eyes
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I was thinking about visiting a nearby castle. But it’s only a fort.
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The Kwik-Fit mechanic had a puzzled look on his face when I asked him if I could get a wheel balanced. “You can do that, right?” I asked. “Well, yeah,” he said. “I’ve just never done one for a hamster before.”
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All I do at work is presentations for my colleagues, it’s just slide after slide after slide. In fact, working for Toys ‘R’ Us is quite fun!
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My girlfriend left me because I wouldn’t let her ride in my time machine. I’ll never take her back.
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I don’t know why pandas have so much difficulty mating. It’s all there in front of them in black and white.
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There are so many animal rights activists around nowadays. You can’t even swing a dead cat without hitting one.
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I can’t really blame pandas for not mating with each other. It must be weird doing it with someone who looks just like you.
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A book containing the meaning of 800,000 words has been completed by students and professors at a university in Glasgow. They stopped after one of them found out the meaning of the word “pointless”.
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I really enjoy giving my son the Christmas feel.
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I’ve got a new blank chess board. Check it out.
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“You can tell a lot about a person by their car.” For example: if it’s in a ditch, it’s a woman.
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I used to enjoy playing pokemon with my friends as a child, so last week I got the gang back together and we had a pokemon battle. However, the man from the RSPCA didn’t see it that way and we were jailed for dog fighting.
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