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I just bought the remastered edition of Roots. What a rip-off; the slaves are still free in the end.

So, Harold Camping predicted the world would end yesterday. Not to rub it in Harold, but what am I doing now?

I used to keep poking myself in my eyes, but don’t worry, I can’t see myself doing it again

My depression has forced me to move house to The Fens. My life has reached a new low.

Our book club challenged us to read a 1000 page book in a day. I chose the Greater London road atlas. I’m streets ahead of the rest

I like to tell people exactly how many volts my stun gun outputs, just for the shock value.

I saw a tree standing all by itself in the middle of some fields. I thought, ‘That doesn’t look poplar’.