My mate married a midget today and he just said to me, “I’m regretting this already. What’s everyone going to say when they see my new bride!? I’m really worried.”
“Wife’s too short, mate,” I replied.
My mate married a midget today and he just said to me, “I’m regretting this already. What’s everyone going to say when they see my new bride!? I’m really worried.”
“Wife’s too short, mate,” I replied.