Little Johnny’s mother taught him to say ‘whisper’ whenever he had to ‘tinkle.’ One day Little Johnny’s grandpa paid them a visit. He was lying on the couch taking a nap when Little Johnny came up to him and said, “Grandpa, I have to whisper.” Without opening his eyes, his grandpa said, “Whisper in my ear, son.” When Little Johnny’s mom heard a yell that carried for several blocks, she came running. “What’s the matter?” she cried. Then, seeing Little Johnny she asked, “Did Little Johnny have to whisper?” “Yes!” the old man shouted, “Thank God he didn’t have to shout!”