“Is my Dad here yet?” I asked entering the chippy. “He reckons you’ve great fish and chips and he’s been coming here for months.”
“I’m sorry, what’s his name?” she replied.
“Oh it’s Pete Smith but you won’t know him.” I said.
“But I thought you said he’s been coming here for months?”
“I did! He set off from Lands End on the 2nd January and he’s a very slow walker.”