Category: work

Judging by how regularly i check this site at work, I suspect my employer is a racist bigot. For eg. facebook is inaccesable, however this site always is. Hi Kevin !

My boss has given me a new position at work. Outside the building.

My boss stopped a meeting today due to my ‘disruptive behaviour’, he pulled me to one side and told me that if I continued to act in such a juvenile manner then I would be severely penalised. I couldn’t help but laugh; ‘penalised’ sounds a little bit rude.

I have just been for my first job interview. I didn’t get it – apparently making the “Hot Jokes Today” on Sickipedia doesn’t make up for having no GCSEs.

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I’ve decided to become a dustman. I think i can handle only working Tuesdays.

I had a few drinks yesterday and ended up knocking some guys teeth down his throat. I was never cut out to be a dentist.

My job gets me laid with a different woman every day… it’s great working at the morgue.

I put up ‘No Smoking’ signs for a living. I don’t do it for the good of my health.

I’m planning a big bank job. Something in mortgages or even a financial advisor.

Terence Kealey, vice-chancellor of Buckingham University, has said that. “Female students are a perk for male teachers.” As a fellow teacher, I couldn’t agree more, however when I echoed this remark to one of my colleagues, they got me fired from the nursery.

My bin man told me he suffers from manic depression. I told him not to be down in the dumps.

Just got a new job on minimum wage as a toilet cleaner Now I definitely know my life is going down the pan

I’m so excited about starting my new job on monday. I spoke to the boss today and he told me all about the roles I’ll be expected to fill. I must admit, I never thought I’d end up working at Subway.