Category: work

Girls who sleep their way to the top are screwed up.

I’m a London train driver and I’m just pulling out of Victoria. Bring your kids to work day, fantastic.

I’ve recently started work as a troubleshooter at this computer firms warehouse. So far I’ve bagged 6 negros and 4 scousers.

I was in a job interview today, the interviewer asked, “Have you ever had to think on your feet?” I said, “Yes, quite often I find myself wondering where to sit down?”

Bored? Theres a Job for that

I recently went for a job at the head office of the Ordnance Survey. They kept asking if I could give them a reference. I told them, “N 50.93, W 01.47.”

My boss wanted going to create a new company to see how easy it is to develop a business these days. The company didn’t actually have a purpose. We were discussing a name for the company, and I said, “Let’s name it sphere.” My boss said, “Why?” I replied, “Because it has no point” I […]

You know your having a busy day when all you can do is stare at Sickipedia homepage while repeatedly hitting refresh….

I tried to give my boss a letter saying I didn’t want to work for him anymore but he didn’t take any notice.

My mate told me he’s doing security on the doors. I said, “Why don’t you just get a lock?”.

The most horrible job in the world must be a coffee taster…… I mean,how do they sleep at nights?

The company I work for state clearly in the protocol that they do not tolerate racism in the workplace. Apparently they don’t tolerate it in the car park either.

I am such a good employee, I was even working during lunch today! I work at Subway….

So there I was at work, bashing one out all morning. Then, after lunch, it hit me: you have to hold down the shift key to get an exclamation mark!

In our office at work the boss has told us to start “thinking outside the box” whenever we do a presentation, although I got sacked the first time I did. The family were horrified when their grandfather was just left in a heap next to the coffin.