Category: wordplay

A friend of mine has got such a short temper. I was playing cards with him the other day and he just snapped

Spare a thought for all the African children who won’t get to see 2012. Their parents can’t afford a DVD player.

Went Salsa dancing last night. Anyone know how to get tomato stains out of a suit?

Billy Ray Cyrus is emotionally attached to his Keyboard. Especially, the ‘A’ key and the ‘Break’ key.

Local News: Red tape holds up bridges. There was me thinking Duct tape was the strongest.

I got the sack today after dropping a clanger. I’m going to miss my job in the BBC props department.

After spending the last five years having every surface in my house chrome plated, I decided that it was finally time to sit back and reflect.

My mate spent ten years inside He has severe agoraphobia.

I make a joke and everyone in Russia kicks off! I was only being tsarcastic.

I turned my lover on last night. But the batteries had run out.

I have just heard a digger rapping. Must have been a JAY-Z-B

Our boss called the office together this morning to show us where all the plug sockets are. I hate power point presentations.

As I entered my car to go to work, I noticed someone pranked me by rigging hydraulics under one side of the car. I flipped out.

I took my kids to feed the lions at the zoo today. They ate the bones and everything.

‘Beyonce baby’s name leak’ She named it after a vegetable?