Category: wordplay

what do you call a black bloke that only plays 17 holes on a golf course ? mr t

I’m supposed to working, but I heard someone use the word “procrastination”, so I’m just going to look it up first.

Me and my friend used to spend all our time together in a treehouse but then we fell out.

I’m really worried as there’s been an explosion in Peshawar. I hope my naan’s alright.

My son was complaining about his mathematics teacher setting his homework in invisible ink. I couldn’t see what the problem was.

Night Cops 2: It’s 3am and the Swindon Night Cops are about to raid a house looking for drugs. Shouldn’t they be out working?

I used to work at Tesco in the fabric softener aisle but I’ve just moved to wines and spirits. I’m out of my comfort zone.

My wife’s face reminds me of California. It’s a state.

It’s boring to hear people make jokes about me being a drover that works with cattle. Because I herd them already.

I told an antisemitic joke to a Jew whilst in a mine. He was deeply offended.

Mein Kampf. Contains “Adolf humour”

Since my marriage ended, I’ve not got a penny to my name. She has gone back to using her maiden name.

Because of our lack of clean clothes, my wife decided to put on the washing machine. Now she looks ridiculous!

I just went to the chip shop. It’s a small branch of the old block shop.

I wish I never touched that cloning machine. I don’t know how I can live with myself.