Blind drawing, I can’t se …
Blind drawing, I can’t see myself doing it.
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Continue ReadingI ex celled myself when I broke out of prison.
Continue ReadingIn the long run, fat people always lose.
Continue ReadingI just lost my mood ring. I’m not sure how to feel about it.
Continue ReadingWhere do South African rugby players keep their Slinkys? The Spring Box.
Continue ReadingI wonder what the Cambridge University Netball Team shorten their name to.
Continue ReadingMy mate designs golf gear and I design tennis equipment. He says his job is harder than mine but it’s hardly racquet science.
Continue ReadingIf you believe binoculars are overrated then look no further.
Continue ReadingMy missus asked me to take her out for a slap up meal. So I drove her to the chippy and whacked her in the face with cod and chips.
Continue ReadingI was talking to some police officers about some youths throwing milk bottles at me. ‘Skimmed just over your head? ‘I repied ‘No, full fat just over my shoulder’
Continue ReadingI’ve just been to present my pitch to the Dragons’ Den. But apparently the tent has already been invented.
Continue ReadingWhy do women spend so much time at the sperm bank? They spend hours trying to find the right bag.
Continue ReadingMy mate was fired from his job as dog catcher because he kept bringing in dogs with tags. Turned out he was collarblind.
Continue ReadingWhen i was on holiday i thought about getting my mate a souvenir made of a blue adhesive material. But i decided against it as i thought it was a bit tacky.
Continue ReadingNothing says I love you like a human speech box.
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