Category: wordplay

I went on the Kia website and it had a link to, “Find a dealer”. I’m pleased to see that it’s not just me that has a healthy lack of respect for drug-driving laws.

Hate ruining shoes, It’s sole destroying.

I got arrested for making a lot of counterfeit money in the 70’s and 80’s. In hindsight I should probably have stuck to existing denominations.

blackberry users wont get this joke.

I was really annoyed today when I was walking the two dogs and nearly got trampled by a herd of cows. Although, to be fair, the wife and the daughter really don’t like to be referred to in that way. … Nor do their friends.

My Dad’s a Traffic Warden. For my birthday he gave me a “Stop” sign, a wheel clamp and a red traffic light. I asked for a stationery set.

I bought the wife a necklace from H Samuel but it’s faulty. I checked online about their returns procedure. The link’s broken.

My father died in a terrible car accident. He was driving a Reliant Robin.

I feel the question of whether prisoners should be allowed mobile phones or not is all down to context.

I used to go out with a girl called Penny She was a copper

There was a demonstration by homeless people in town today. They were demanding change.

I have a friend who’s half Indian. Ian.

We found a really deep hole earlier and my mate asked, “Do you think there’s water at the bottom?” I said, “Well…”

I’ve just been arrested for grooming several kids. The farmer took exception to the hairstyle I gave his baby goats apparently.

I just cooked myself some dried fruit, but I had to hurry. I’ve got a hot date.